you see romney could never pull off this swag
Im British and I wanna marry you
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“Just look at those waves!”
“Stop shooting water in your ears! Do you wanna be deaf too?”
“I’m homesick!” “How do you know you’re not home right now?”
“Wow, for blind kids, you’d think they’d sing better.”
“Are any of you color blind?” “What’s color?”
“Stop me? You can’t even see me!”
*Silently waving goodbye
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
The Dastardly Fly…. so accurate.